Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Phrase of the Week

Social Security is "a milk cow with 310 million tits," says Alan Simpson, co-chair of President Obumbler's deficit commission.

Naturally, humorless liberals and gimmee-gimmee groups like AARP are having a cow. "He's insensitive!" "Simpson must resign!" "How dare he even consider touching our sacred social security!" "Off with his head!"

I don't want the old gizzard to resign for the same reason I like keeping Biden around--because their bloopers are bloggerific.

It's looking more and more likely they will raise the age of eligibility for social security, as well as apply a means test. I'll probably be 70 years old before latching my pruney lips on the government tit.

Of course, it's quite likely that Obamacare will effectively cull the geezer herd, thus resolving the problem of those resource-sucking old coots .

1 comment:

  1. You truly do have a way with words! Too bad you're going to be such a drain on this once-great nation...

    I don't think I'll ever get to retire. Unless somebody shoots me. But if they do, I want a clean kill, not to become a vegetarian.